— Charles Bukowski (via rawcolorado)
(Source: andwhisper, via bodypartss)
People who fuck up and then get mad when you don’t forgive them
ok last time
People who fuck up and then get mad when you don’t forgive them
gonna reblog one more time
People who fuck up and then get mad when you don’t forgive them
omg
fuck it ill just be a prostitute or you know what who needs me to sell drugs im willing to get arrested they pay for your food there and you can sleep there right i havent had a dr check up in a while they do that there too right? what do i need to do to get into federal prison
gonna go cut my own hair \m/ hope its not ugly
Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.
Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.
[neatorama.]
(via timothydelaghetto)